- Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
- Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
- Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
- Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
- Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
- Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
- Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
- The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
- Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
- Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!
- Assassin's Creed fandom: YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE, DESMOND.
- Team Fortress 2 fandom: MEDIC! MEEEDDDIIIICCCCC!!!
- Stephen Merchant fandom: OH MY GOD IS STEPHEN OKAY?
- StarKid fandom: WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HEEEEEEEERRRRREEEE?!
- Whose Line fandom: No more Rogaine?! Call Captain Hair!
- MLP fandom: Alright, who set Discord free again?
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- MLP fandom: Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE! WORST! POSSIBLE THING!
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